Whisky – a short story

George was a staid English gentleman and creature of enduring well-established routine. Every day at precisely at six-o-clock he made himself, and anyone with him, an evening cocktail, then after dinner he would serve a glass of premium Laphroaig Scotch whisky. His before dinner cocktail was a special concoction which he called a “Trinity”. Daily he lovingly mixed it to the same unchanging recipe. George was not an alcoholic and never over imbibed he was merely happy with his routine, and enjoyed his tried and true evening pick-me-ups which he often referred to as his medicine. He bought his liquor wholesale by mail and parsimoniously stored it in a converted air-raid shelter under his home.

It was behavior like this which gave his family and friends the impression that George was a man of unchangeable demeanor. Some even extended their belief in his permanence to thinking that he, frankly, didn’t care where he lived as long as it afforded elegance and permanence. The deduction about his living arrangements derived from the fact that he lived in the same house for forty years, and had watching it gently morph to accommodate the whims of his three wives. He had never imposed his will on their demands except to insist that they not move and that the garden and wine cellar remain his private domains unsullied by female presence. But suddenly, after his retirement and his third wife had divorced him, he surprised everyone and sold his solid residence to buy an historic converted school house adjacent to a church-yard. Even his dogs were surprised by his move. When asked why he chose to uproot at this stage in his life he explained that the change was to give him a new garden to design.

County Durham is a gently undulating place and the site of George’s new home was no exception. It was perched on a hill so that you entered at the main level from the front garden but exited at the rear one level above the back garden. The site enabled the inclusion of a lower level basement under the house. The only access to this lower level was from a driveway which ran parallel to house on its west side. As is so common in England the drive was also a public right-of-way and provided a short cut to an adjacent row of homes and to the street on the north side of the church yard. With little hesitation George made this undercroft his cellar and stored his liquor here in the unchanging climate of a basement cave.

George quickly settled into his new home and as soon as he had the interior arranged to his liking he began to work on the gardens. He dug flower beds and vegetable beds, excavated ponds, constructed a greenhouse, and built stone walls. As time went on the garden began to take on his personality and he enjoyed the results. He re-established his regime, made his evening Trinities and drank his after dinner Laphroaig. Life was good he thought. But then a minor inconvenience assailed his calm, when he noticed that his whiskey cellar seemed to be decreasing faster than he was drinking.

At first this ordered man thought that he had made a mistake in his records. He calmly rechecked his accounts and made a new inventory. He checked the lock to his store-room cellar. Everything was in order, he returned to his garden and plants. But about a fortnight later when he went down for another bottle of whisky he found his supply to again be short one bottle. The storeroom was otherwise untouched and had the same musty smell and damp air. He deduced that someone was helping themselves to his supply probably doing so as they passed by on the right-of-way. He called out a locksmith and changed the lock and went on with his life in the belief that his problem was solved.

But his problem was not solved and when he went down to pick up another bottle for himself he found his supply to again be short by one bottle. This brought him to two ordered conclusions. First, that his visitor was undeterred by locks and second, that he drank at about the same rate as he did.

It is interesting to note that George never, for a moment, thought that his thefts were perpetrated by a woman. He always saw him as a man, a middle-aged man such as himself, one who had a refined taste and enjoyed a good Scotch, one who was restrained and resourceful one who could pick a lock with ease. A man George could admire. He never considered the occult and never wondered whether this unknown person might have so much in common with him and that, perhaps, they might become friends, No, true to his ordered personality George’s overriding concern was to protect his liquor and to stop the attrition. He evaluated his options. A new heavier duty lock might solve the problem but he thought that it was obvious that his visitor had already proved himself undeterred by locks and so he discounted this option.

George decided to test a new theory that his visitor was not a whisky drinker but merely fenced the stolen bottles for a little extra cash. He innately disliked this theory since his Scotch as exclusive brand of Laphroaig from the island of Islay. This whisky has a distinctive smoky character combined with notes of iodine, seaweed and salt. The distinctive flavor is derived from peat which is ascribed to the water from which the whiskey is made and to the peating levels of the barley. It is an acquired taste and is, to the uninitiated, almost medicinal in flavor, but to the connoisseur a precious elixir. He went to the village off-license liquor store to check their supply of Scotch. He wandered down the aisles looking at the store’s display. He talked to the salesman at the counter where he learnt that they didn’t carry Laphroaig or, indeed, any Whiskies from Islay – never had. To save face George bought a couple of less expensive popular blended whiskies.

When George got home he placed the inexpensive whiskies on the shelf from which his attrition was occurring. He wasn’t sure if he wanted his visitor to settle for what he considered an inferior product but he needed to know. He was almost happy when he next went down for a bottle to see the two bottles still standing where he had put them but then he started for the nearest bottle of Laphroaig had disappeared. George’s thief was a Scotch connoisseur.

George went to the local police station and made a report. He suggested to the desk sergeant that an analysis of the people who used the right-of-way ought to assist in solving the mystery. The houses to the south were fairly affluent and those to the north less so. He suggested that the thief had to be someone who travelled the right-of-way on a regular basis, perhaps every day. The desk sergeant grunted and told George to stick to the facts which he meticulously transcribed into a report.

George went away disappointed and decided to do some of his own sleuthing. Over the next three weeks he reworked all his garden beds along the right-of-way and scrutinized everyone who passed by. They all smiled at him, some paused to gossip about the weather while others merely responded to his greeting with similar greetings. When the gardens were completed George was no further along in his quest and when he went down to replenish his upstairs supply he again found that one bottle had gone. So, he thought, the perpetrator is doing it at night when I am in bed or on the mornings that I do my charity work.

Finally George smiled in glee for he thought that he knew the perfect solution. He hurried to his dust-bin and retrieved his last empty Laphroaig bottle. He carefully washed it and fitted it with a funnel from his kitchen drawer. Then he placed the assembly on the floor next to the toilet. Over the next few days he gleefully watched the bottle fill with a liquid which looked like whisky. When it was full to his satisfaction he screwed on a cap and patched the top to resemble an unopened bottle.

He went down to his cellar and was happy to find that the thief had not yet returned. He placed his prepared bottle on the shelf closest to the door in the place from which the pervious bottles had disappeared. George had tremendous self-control and did not inspect his cellar for over a week, but when he did so he was delighted to find that the prepared bottle had disappeared. He called his children to share in his macabre celebration. His pleasure was so great that he afforded himself two drams of whisky that evening.

How the Squirrel got his tail – a short story

This story is written in response to a challenge, from a friend, to write in the genre of another writer. Here I borrow Rudyard Kipling’s style as in “The Just So Stories”. I have read these stories many times (to my younger siblings, to my children and to my grand-children). I love Kipling’s sonorous repetitious style and hope that I come close enough for you to enjoy even if it is ostensively a children’s story.

This, oh Best Beloved is a story of the High and Far off times when the earth was young and the animals were new and learning how to live with one another. In the very middle of those times there were three creatures living on the banks of the clear Pedernales. They looked alike with most beautiful soft brown fur, tiny beady eyes and tails of no memorable quality. Don’t forget their tails of no memorable quality, oh Best Beloved. Their names were Rat, Rabbit and Squirrel; and they quarreled incessantly, without pause, day and night.

They quarreled on the banks of the clear Pedernales. They quarreled in the daytime. They quarreled at night. They quarreled over dinner, they quarreled when it rained, they quarreled when the sun shone, and they quarreled when nothing much was happening. Their incessant quarrel was so raucous that they disturbed the peace and equanimity of the region. The other inhabitants could get no sleep, and so they sent an urgent message to the Great Arbiter of fairness and truth to visit them to settle things once and for all.

When he received the message the Great Arbiter finished his business at hand and made haste to the banks of the clear Pedernales. When he landed he heard the cross voices of the incessantly quarrelsome three arguing without pause. The Great Arbiter set up court in a hollow under a pecan tree in a field of bluebonnets close to the banks of the clear Pedernales. He called Rat, Rabbit, and Squirrel before him and chided them for their incessant quarreling without pause day and night. He told them that quarreling is unproductive and destroys the natural harmony. They answered, all speaking at once, making such a raucous noise that the Great Arbiter twisted his turquoise ring of power and temporarily tied their tongues.

He called upon Rat to speak. Rat spoke in his squeaky voice.

“Oh, Great Arbiter of fairness and truth,” for that is how all creatures must address the Great Arbiter, “in the beginning you instructed me to live with the humans and to eat what they eat. But Squirrel explained to me that my fur is too light, and I cannot hide, and so I hunt in the fields. This upsets Rabbit and Squirrel and we quarrel.”

The Great Arbiter twisted his turquoise ring of power and spoke, “From henceforth your fur shall be black, and you shall skulk among human dwellings. As a reminder your tail, of no memorable quality, shall become long and thin. Let your new tail be a reminder to you to desist from quarreling for now and forever. As the Great Arbiter spoke, Rat’s fur darkened and his tail, of no memorable quality, grew longer and longer until he fled from the presence of the Great Arbiter and hid in a little hole under the Man’s house.

The Great Arbiter called upon Rabbit to speak. The Rabbit spoke in his soft voice.

“Oh, Great Arbiter of fairness and truth, in the beginning you instructed me to live in the fields and eat the produce of the fields; but Squirrel points out that there is much danger out there. I am continually frightened, and so I stay close to the humans, and this leads to quarrelling with Rat and Squirrel.”

The Great Arbiter twisted his turquoise ring of power and spoke, “From henceforth your ears shall be long to capture distant sounds, and your eyes large to see danger, and, as a reminder not to quarrel, your tail, of no memorable quality, shall become small, white, and fluffy. Let your new tail be a reminder to you to desist from quarreling for now and forever.” As the Great Arbiter spoke Rabbit’s ears and eyes grew larger and larger and his tail, of no memorable quality, turned into a fluffy white appendage at which point he fled from the presence of the Great Arbiter and hid in a hole under the roots of a nearby pecan tree.

The Great Arbiter called upon Squirrel to speak. Squirrel spoke in his clicking tones.

“Oh, Great Arbiter of fairness and truth, in the beginning you instructed me to live above the ground and to eat what I found in the trees. But then Man came along and gave me additional instruction when he named me Quarrel. I’ve done my best egging on Rat and Rabbit and contributing what I could.”

The Great Arbiter twisted his turquoise ring of power and spoke, “Oh, thou of little sense, your name is Squirrel, not Quarrel. From henceforth your eyes shall be large so that you do not see in Rat’s domain and your stomach shall be changed so that you cannot steal from Rabbit. You must remember that your name is Squirrel for now and forever. As the Great Arbiter spoke the Squirrel’s eyes grew larger and larger and he felt his stomach churning into its new configuration, but he did not flee from the presence of the Great Arbiter.

Squirrel spoke again, “Oh, Great Arbiter why didn’t you replace my tail, of no memorable quality, as you did with Rat and Rabbit?” Now, oh, Best Beloved, you know why you were not to forget the tails of no memorable quality.

The Great Arbiter spoke again, “I do not award foolishness.” But Squirrel was unabashed and persisted. “Oh, Great Arbiter, it was not my fault that Man mumbles. Replace my tail, of no memorable quality, so that I may redeem myself and undo the bad publicity that the name of Quarrel has given to me.” The Great Arbiter smiled upon Squirrel and twisted his turquoise ring of power. “So let it be; but, to remind you to be respectful, I give man permission to seek out your tail to make paintbrushes for his art for now and forever.

Squirrel looked down at his new tail and liked what he saw, but he still didn’t flee from the presence of the Great Arbiter. Instead he fluffed his new tail over his head and made himself as attractive as possible. “Oh, Great Arbiter of fairness and truth, if Man is permitted to steal my tail hair, and I am to live in trees give me the ability to descend face first, so that I can protect my tail.”

At this request the Great Arbiter slapped his sides, laughed and twisted his turquoise ring of power. “So let it be that you can descend trees face first to protect your tail; but always remember that your tail is your talisman for good public relations, and a reminder that your name is Squirrel, and quarreling is forbidden for now and forever.”

There are times, oh Best Beloved, when the Squirrel forgets his name and then he chatters in the trees stamping his feet and making a loud noise, but this is only when he is provoked and becomes forgetful. When he is reminded that his name is Squirrel, he fluffs his tail and takes up his public cuddly image which serves him well now and forever.

The Wreck of the Forfarshire – a short story

I missed Eric Alagan’s http://ericalagan.net/ challenge of the Lighthouse but when I read his “Lighthouse” postings the story of Grace Darling came to mind. The story is already immortalized by paintings, in particular one by Thomas Brooks in which she is shown with wind-swept hair at the oars of a tiny boat http://www.bbc.co.uk/arts/yourpaintings/paintings/grace-darling-18151842-57942 She is also dedicated in a poem penned by William Wordsworth http://www.bartleby.com/145/ww966.html These immortalizing dedications confirm the image and compel me to tell the tale to those of you who may be unfamiliar with it. I’ve kept it historically accurate while giving it a twist of my own. I hope that you enjoy it.

In 1838 the luxury Forfarshire, a two-year old passenger steamship, was making regular voyages along the east coast of the United Kingdom between Hull, Yorkshire and Dundee, Scotland. In good weather it was a pleasant, even luxurious trip, much preferable to the three hundred and thirty mile land journey by stage coach. On September 7th she was heading north when she was beset by a storm with strong winds and heavy swell which put pressure on an already weakened boiler. The boiler sprang a leak and the engines had to be turned off. This action left the ship adrift, without power, in lethal North Sea weather.

At this point Captain Humble decided to seek shelter at the Farne Island bird sanctuary. These are a group of rocky protrusions and small islands 1 ½ to 4 ¾ miles off the coast of Northumberland. Their treacherous rocks are a menace to shipping and so they are peppered with lighthouses but are otherwise an inhabited bird sanctuary. The outermost islands are Big Harcar and Longstone. The floundering ship saw the Longstone lighthouse, but, as it was unable to steer, hit rocky Big Harcar about a mile away from the lighthouse. The impact was so hard that the Forfarshire slowly split into two and sank. In almost ignominious haste, eight crew members and one passenger managed to escape in a lifeboat leaving the other fifty three on board to the fate of the storm. Nine of those left on deck managed to jump off the sinking ship onto the rock which they had hit. The rest of those onboard, including Captain Humble and his wife, went down with the ship.

In the early hours that morning William Darling, the Longstone lighthouse keeper was woken by his favorite daughter Grace. She shook his body violently and talked in excited tones raising her voice to be heard above the noise of the storm.

“Father, father, there is a ship on Big Harcar. I saw it in the lightning.”

“Eh, what?” he grunted as he emerged from sleep and looked into her anxious face. “Now, be calm my poppet, be calm.” He always used his pet endearment of “poppet” when he spoke to her even though, at twenty-two, she was a gown woman. He lovingly put his arm around her. He could see her agitation increasing as she brushed away tears and spoke, “It’s not a dream there is a wreck. It is awful out there – I know that people are dying. We must help. Please…..” She looked directly into his eyes.

William could never say no to Grace. He arose and followed her. She was a homely girl and as he followed he watched her form silhouetted by her candle. The flickering light combined with his love made her appear ethereal, almost ghostly. They climbed the lighthouse tower to her room and he looked through her telescope. Yes, when the lightning flashed you could see what looked like parts of a ship on the rock. He placated her in a soothing voice, “There is nothing we can do until dawn. We must wait until dawn.”

“But now father, now?” she questioned.

“Now?” he repeated her question as he thought. “Now all we can do is wait for dawn. We can’t do anything in the dark. You watch here and I shall go up to the lantern room to make sure that everything is operational.”

William climbed up the final flight. Even when the elements raged he felt secure in this lonely structure and loved his job as lighthouse keeper. In1826 he had been promoted from assistant on Brownsman Island, one of the inner Farne Islands, to this, his own lighthouse. He was happy to live here with his wife Thomasin, two youngest children, Grace and her younger brother and, of course, the birds.

He and Grace loved the birds, sometimes they would take a father-daughter day off and board their coble and go fishing. The coble is a twenty-one foot open fishing boat designed for four. It has a flat bottom and high bow. The traditional design was developed to cope with the stormy weather and choppy North Sea. Although ostensively fishing, they generally spent most of their day together bird watching and enjoying another’s presence. The tiny Islands house thousands of guillemots, puffins, eider ducks and some twenty-two regular bird types in the almost three hundred types which have been spotted over the years.

When dawn came at 7:00 am William and Grace could distinctly see moving human forms on Big Harcar. William quickly assessed that the weather was too threatening for a lifeboat to make it from Seahouses some five miles off. He instinctively knew that the lives of those persons on Harcar were at his mercy. The storm terrified him and the thought of braving it in a little coble made him sick with alarm. Grace was calm and appeared indifferent for their own safety.

“We must go. We must go now.” She said, as her voice rose in anxious concern.

William found the “we” ominous. His son was visiting on shore and his wife much too frail and so he knew that the ‘we’ was he and Grace. While he didn’t want to expose his daughter to such danger he was realistic enough to know that he couldn’t manage the coble alone. He knew his daughter well; knew that she would never forgive him if they didn’t attempt a rescue. Grace detected his innermost thoughts.

“I can row. I row well. I row mother over to visit my sister all the time. I am strong we must do this.”

William acquiesced and they packed the coble with blankets, said goodbye to Thomasin who, twelve years older than William at sixty-five was so frail and distort, and upset by the danger which they were about to face, that she fainted as they left. They rowed hard taking a circuitous route, making the one mile trip longer as they attempted to gain some shelter from the islands. When they arrived they found nine people and three dead bodies on Big Harcar. William jumped onto the rock to assess whom they should transport. There was no dissention among the shivering survivors who quickly determined that Mrs. Dawson, the only woman in their midst should be the first to board the coble. She held her two dead children. It took some persuading to get her to release their bodies. Soon William, Grace, Mrs. Dawson and four others, two of whom were injured, were on their way back to the lighthouse. Upon arrival William the two uninjured rescued crew members went back a second time to bring the remaining four survivors back to safety.

During a later lull in the storm a crew of seven fishermen, including William’s youngest son William Brooks Darling set out in a lifeboat from Seahouses and made it to the shipwreck to find dead bodies and debris. By then the weather had worsened further and so they also sought safety in the lighthouse. This made nineteen people in the lighthouse.

For the next three days the nineteen made do together. Grace gave her bed to the grieving Mrs. Dawson. William empathized with her grief – to lose one child was bad enough but to lose two was unthinkable. He discovered that they were a boy and girl of five and seven. As he watched her silent weeping he thought how grateful he was that Grace was safe. He privately asked himself how he could have allowed her to risk her life, unable to conceptualize how he would have reacted if he had lost her. The three days were hard for they had few clothes and what they did have were wet. William watched his darling daughter accept a woman’s role working, with mild assistance from her mother, to tend to the sick and attempt to feed the crowd.

After the storm abated and everyone left William expected their lives on Longstone to return to normal. Here he was sadly mistaken for, after a brief witch-hunt focusing on the abandoning of the ship by eight crew members in the only lifeboat launched, the press found a more compelling story in the heroic rescue by a young woman of twenty-two. The nation went wild with admiration for their Grace Darling as they visualized how she had willingly braved the swell, wind and tempestuous North Sea storm to affect the rescue of the Forfarshire survivors.

Overnight Grace Darling’s name was on every tongue. Initially William endorsed Grace’s fame: he even downplayed his role in the rescue. Queen Victoria, the nation’s young queen of nineteen, sent a gift of £50, equivalent to about a third of William’s annual salary. They were both awarded several medals, including an honorary silver medal by the Glasgow Humane Society, silver Medals for Gallantry from the National Institution for the Preservation of Life from Shipwreck, and gold medals from the Royal Humane Society. Grace’s fame was such that everyone wanted to become involved as exemplified by The Duke of Northumberland creating a charitable “moderate annuity” for them.

The publicity and accolades might have been fine had Grace been different but William soon realized that she hated notoriety. He saw that being a celebrity made his quiet daughter sick and nervous. But by then he could do nothing to stem the tide, nothing to protect her. The Longstone lighthouse was no longer a retreat, twelve different artists made it there to paint her portrait. Wordsworth and many others wrote poems singing her praises. One poem called her the “Grace of Womanhood and Darling of Mankind.”

William watched her fill requests for locks of her hair until she barely had any left on her head. He read some of her replies – her words ringing in his head reflecting her modesty and common sense, affirming and reaffirming his love. “You requested me to let you know whether I felt pleasure to be out in a rough sea,” she wrote, “which I can assure you there is none…….I have had occasion to be in the boat with my Father for want of better help, but never at the saving of lives before, and I pray God may never be again.”

Sometimes Grace would beg William to restore the peace they had known before the Forfarshire. In response he would take her out in the coble and they would spend the day bird-watching. One of their favorite places was a spot on one of the islands where they could watch the puffins with their penguin –like demeanor and red mating beaks. Grace could sit for hours on the short sea grass and watch them bustling in and out of their burrows and diving into the ocean. Her other pleasure was to sit in the boat while it bobbed up and down in front of one of the craggy islands where the guillemots swarmed in their thousands. Here the bird colony became an organism in its own right and they would watch the birds nudging each other on and off the rocks. One got the impression that there were so many of them that when one landed another fell off to dive headlong into the foamy seas.

Despite their father daughter trips Grace’s decline continued. In April 1842 she rowed to Bamburgh to visit her sister, another of her great pleasures. Shortly after her return to Longstone she fell ill. She died of tuberculosis in her father’s arms on October 20th, 1842, four years after the wreck of the Forfarshire – and a few days short of her twenty-sixth birthday.

William, now fifty-seven, never recovered from Grace’s death. He knew Mrs. Dawson’s anguish – knew how empty life could become. He lived on with his sadness for another twenty-three years. Often he would take his regrets and anguish out in the coble and shout questions into the wind.

“Why didn’t I protect her better? Why didn’t I shield her from the publicity?”

“Why did the Forfarshire have to come? Couldn’t I have hidden Grace’s telescope and saved her?”

In his heart William knew that what he had done was right and so after his outbursts he would calm down. Then he would go and lie among the puffins or linger before the guillemots. In the solitude of the birds, he could feel her essence fondling his heart calmly assuaging his regrets to give him peace. It was a hermit’s or lighthouse keeper’s peace, the peace of solitude and communion with something greater than one man’s life.

An alpine descent – a short story

Just before my seventeenth birthday I went on a school trip to Switzerland. There were thirty of us on the tour, two teachers, or chaperones, and twenty-eight giggling girls. We girls all innocently dreamt of romance. Our collective dream was that this idyllic setting, away from the restrictions of home, might afford us romance and excitement. Our idealist search was for a man, any man, to sweep us off their feet. So, imagine how the party throbbed to find, on arrival, that our assigned Swiss guide was a mythically handsome young man. His mere presence was enough to turn, even my inexperienced seventeen-year-old heart. He filled us with yarning. In the evenings we discussed his every attribute and action. We discussed his bronzed face, his piercing blue eyes, his blond hair, his broad shoulders, the way he walked, his voice, and his attractive accent as he told us about the Swiss sights. Even I, who had previously been unaware of myself, suddenly noticed my body. I was no longer just a person who was, I was a mind housed in a body whose shape and proportions I noticed and worried about. For the first time in my life I looked critically at my legs. I began to try to catch surreptitious glances on myself in mirrors as we passed by them. I looked at shop windows not to inspect merchandise but to evaluate my reflection.

Uli, for that was his name, guided our tours into the surrounding countryside. Never were bus expeditions so popular, or the participants so eagerly well prepared. Uli lived somewhere up the mountainside overlooking Lake Geneva and the lakeside town in which we were staying. We picked him up each morning at the bottom of a tiny dirt road just outside town. It wound away from the main road disappearing as it twisted up the mountain. One morning our bus arrived and gently sounded its horn, but no Uli appeared from the turn in the road or leapt from the roadside greenery. We sat and waited. There we were – twenty-eight young bodies, powdered, flutteringly female, all waiting, for the enslaving thrill of his presence. As we waited our young hearts throbbed and the air in the bus was laden with the odor of our desire. After half an hour our lead chaperone decided that a volunteer should be sent up the mountain to seek him out. All were willing to go but I sat closest to her and so I was selected.

I began my climb up the deserted mountain road. It was rutted and looked so desolate that it seemed to me as though it ought to have been a film set for a war film and that I ought to have been making my sortie covered by guns. But, I was covered, not by guns, but by eyes. I was the only moving thing in the landscape and I was covered by some fifty-eight female eyes – twenty-nine pairs, including our two chaperones. Their intensity riveted my back and made me feel small and ridiculous as I negotiated the deserted slope. I flexed my muscles and pushed resolutely forward without a backward glance. I didn’t need to look or wave; I could feel their attention and their envy. AMong t he girls I could almost distinguish each stare individually. There were Anne’s, their ice cool anonymity piercing through the fresh morning air, and Dianne’s with their whimsical layer of mascara, catching ironic glimpses through bushy eyelashes, and Jane’s, doe soft, reflecting my image like dark unlit windows, and Vivien’s behind orange rimmed spectacles and orange eyelashes, glaring with a hot red stare, and Libby’s and Jill’s and… Now, the track gave a turn and I was alone, with the warm Swiss sun beating down on my back. It melted away the chill of those twenty-nine stares. I forgot everything except my climb.

The track could hardly have been called a road, although it was wide enough for a motorized vehicle and there were parallel ruts in some places which could have been made by wheels. It was so rugged and stony and had been so torn by spring rains, that I was sure that only a four wheel drive land rover could have negotiated it. It zigzagged and wound up alternatively throwing the valley below first to my left and then to my right. At each turn I paused to catch my breath and to enjoy the view down to where the steep mountain plunged into the lake, cool, silent and inviting. I would swim there on our return in the evening. Across the lake I could see the far shore where the land also shot, almost vertical out of the water and rose towards the sky to an apex where I caught a glimpse of a forsaken patch of snow. It glistened in the sun like a pearl. The scene reminded me of a childhood story of a little girl, Lucy, who climbed up such a mountainside to suddenly come upon Mrs. Tiggywinkle, the hedgehog washer lady with her hedgehog prickles projecting in all directions through her wash-day clothing. But my climb was not in search of Beatrix Potter’s Lake District laundry and instead of seeing neat little bundles of clothing along the road I saw tiny blue alpine flowers sparkling in the grass.

As I climbed higher I was greeted by the smell of the Alps and its own special silence. The odor of hot grass shedding its dewy mantle, of pine needles gently shifted by a stray breeze and at each turn something new to excite my senses. I heard no human sounds only the crickets chirping their eternal song and birds singing in the day. The sun shone so brilliantly in the rarified mountain air that it, also, seemed to be singing.

By the time that my school-girl’s dress was beginning to get moist under my arms and my face flushed I caught sight of a steep-roofed chalet. It was nestled under an overhanging crag so far above me that it looked small enough to be Mrs. Tiggywinkle’s abode. As I approached the hillside became smoother and less steep, until I found myself walking across the verdant patch of pasture which surrounded the dwelling on three sides. I could now hear the tinkle of a brook close at hand but otherwise everything slept on in the brilliant pollution-free morning. There wasn’t a sign of life, and yet, somehow, I instinctively knew that there was someone inside the chalet, that it was inhabited and was the place that I was looking for. Its solitude seemed to tell me that I had no business to be there, but now it was too late. I kept walking. When I was close enough to be wondering how I ought to make my presence known he emerged. He opened the red door and stood in its portal bathed in morning sun. Godlike, he stood, immobile, tall, bronzed, blond, his body silhouetted in its open shirt and white trousers against the dark interior behind him. He seemed to be sniffing the air like an animal awakened from hibernation. He stood legs akimbo, yawned and stretched his arms above his head. He was unaware of my presence.

I paused a moment, spellbound and unwilling to break this moment of magic. I felt stupid with my red face and sticky clothing, but I knew that I was an intruder and needed to make my presence known. I spoke,
“Hi there, Uli – you are late. We are all waiting for you below. The bus is ready.”
He turned his gaze to me and his look became disdainful. I thought his calm to be ruffled almost as though he were saying,

“Well, here I am. What on earth are YOU doing here intruding into my privacy?”
Instead he spoke authoratively in his attractive broken English accent. I detected no embarrassment, no apology. “I overslept. We shall go down on my ’cycle. You wait here.” With this he disappeared into the chalet.

In a few seconds he re-appeared from behind with a huge motorcycle. He stopped and mounted it. He kicked it into life. Its roar tore the silence, its sick sweet smell of petrol and oil exploded the gentle air, and its shining parts glistened in the sun. I drew back. I was afraid of this huge throbbing machine which so eclipsed the whole sensory field. I remembered my mother’s warning, repeated warning, to never ride a motorcycle because of the danger, but before I could gather my surprised senses together to do or say something Uli was in command.

“Jump on,” he ordered, “hold tight.”

His bisque instructions were not to be discussed or disobeyed. I climbed on behind him, and, thinking of the hazardous road ahead, gripped him tightly in my arms.
I hardly had a second to savor his masculinity before the pulsating machine between our legs burst forward like a runner at the firing of the race starting gun. It leapt up in its enthusiasm to move forward. The air, suddenly cool, came rushing up and bathed my face. It lifted my damp hair into the trail of dust and debris behind us. Down, down we flew. At each hairpin turn the valley below got bigger. Indeed, it seemed to be coming towards us so quickly that we could almost have been gravity falling down the precipitous path. Down, down we twisted. Down we turned. Down we thrust. Behind us we left a tail of noise, the odor of heat and burning, and a cloud of dust. Downward we sliced the crisp air ahead as we hurtled through the unsoiled mountainside. A last twist and we came, with yet another swerving skid to a dusty giddy halt in front of the bus. Suddenly there was silence.

Twenty-nine pairs of eyes gazed out of the windows as the entire party strained to get a better look at us. Fifty-eight eyes focused our image onto fifty-eight retinas to be conveyed by optic nerve into twenty-nine heads. It was time to dismount, the machine had stopped. I remained immobile, for somehow I had become part of the motorcycle, as though the heat of my fear had welded me to it. I sat. Uli, was unruffled, “Jump off,” he ordered and lifted my trembling inactive body down. He gave me no further glance as he hurried off the hide his precious possession in a bush. My body trembled as I climbed into the bus still covered by those fifty-eight eyes. He followed. Neither of us spoke. The bus driver pulled the bus onto the main road and began our day’s excursion.

Stiletto Blues – a short story

This story is a change in pace for me as I don’t generally espouse to sci-fi. I put an alien into the story as a device which liberated me to question some the human activates which we may take for granted. I hope that it gets you thinking!

Note to diary – My observation and deduction test!

Dear diary, I write in a mixed dither of emotions. I’m happy because I am to go to the Blue for my graduation observation and deduction test. I’m apprehensive, because things are moving fast and I’m to leave in two waking periods. I admit to you, dear dairy, that I am scared. This is a good assignment, isn’t it? I’ve always been excited by the blue images of this remote third planet, but what if I mess up? The Blue is so far away – and why should that matter, you ask? I concede, it doesn’t matter and it doesn’t matter that the Blue spins around a small insignificant sun. What is important to me is that it is beautiful; some say that it is the most gorgeous place in the universe. I look forward being able to make my own assessment on the validity of this claim.

The evaluation team have already given me my information zapper whose use is to be restricted I have latched it to my invisible bubble suit so that I won’t lose it. I know that I am not supposed to research or prepare for my trip but I already know that the Blue is blue because seventy-one percent of its surface is cradled by a mildly saline H2O liquid – a fortuitous stable union between hydrogen and oxygen. The liquid forms masses unequalled by any observed oceans its immediate celestial system, including those on the nearby mooons, Titan and Europa. I hope that I get to make my observations in the depths of that liquid. I read a report by a successful graduate who wrote about their observation of the giant mammalian fish in the seventy-one-percent water. Now that was an experience!

I recall a galactic class in which they told us about the dominant species on the Blue. It is a life form, self-named Homo Sapiens or wise genus. They are sixty percent H2O to match their planet. Some analysts label them successful as they are multiplying fast and overrunning the Blue. In the last fifty-two of their solar rotations they have multiplied from three billion to seven billion. Now that is fast. I seem to recall mention that they leave their indelible imprint all over the Blue and may even be destroying the beauty and the mildly saline H2O with their pollutants. This speculation challenges the successful adjective and the self-name ‘wise’.

Second note to diary – A power plant?

I’ve arrived and this is not what I expected. I can’t see any blue – it is all browns and greys. My laboratory is not in the seventy-one percent H2O, but among the dominant species. I am assigned to make my observations restricted to this large room full of equipment. The room is about 300 ft. by 200 ft. by 30 ft. It has a mezzanine over half of the volume. At first I think it to be a primitive generating plant. I speculate that the pieces of equipment are mini-generators. There are wises sitting, running, bouncing and causing motion on the equipment; but, no, when I zap the machines I got no indication that their output is being harnessed. Most of the wises don’t look happy, so I can’t deduce why this place and this equipment exists. I don’t know why they act as they do.

By the way, a curious side comment, I zap a couple of the wises. I didn’t know, dear diary, that their body envelopes contain a fluid which is ninety-two percent H2O. I notice that their internal pumps which move this fluid around pump much faster when they are on the machines it gives me the silliest thought that perhaps the whole point of the ridiculous inefficient machines is to accelerate their internal pumps – but that doesn’t make sense so I’m only able to share this idiocy with you, dear diary.

I am worried, if I don’t work this out I’m going to fail and no-one in our family has ever failed the test. I can imagine my father’s reaction. As it is, he is perpetually disappointed in me. His response, dear diary, it will not be pretty.

Third note to diary – An energy storage facility?

It’s me again and I think that I am getting the hang of this test. I realize that you shouldn’t jump to quick conclusions. Slow and steady is best. The equipment with continuous moving parts got my first attention, but then I notice that part of the room is occupied by other machines which involve lifting and lowering heavy discs. I assume that they are a form of energy storage battery which the wises are recharging. They grimace and groan as they lift, so it has to have something to do with improving their general good. I zap one of the discs before and after it is lifted. I see no indication of energy stored. So that hypothesis is blown.

I zap these wises; their pumps were racing, but not so much. I notice that these wises have higher ratios of muscle, which is seventy-five percent H2O. I vaguely wonder if this is significant – why do I always seem to wander off task? This is a hard test. I worry that I am going to fail, and I can already sense Father’s ire and ridicule.

Fourth note to diary – A correctional facility?

I’m concentrating on getting it together and have put the images of Father behind me so that I can concentrate better. Our pre-test instructors told us not to make quick assumptions, but to pause and assimilate. So, I’ve abandoned the quick gut-feel response and wait and watch. This time I begin to observe the individual wises. They all enter by the same door. I can see part of the Blue through the door. I can see the light of the Blue’s sun and admire the blue of the sky. I can almost smell the sweetness of the air. I am glad that I can get this tiny glimpse of the beauty of Blue. I wonder why I was assigned to this awful room.

I watch the wises entering and checking in at a computer. They are scantily clad. They quickly disperse to their activities. I notice that there are a group of black-clothed wises with white letters on their chests. They must be guards, for they latch onto some of the new entrants and chaperone them around. They give them assignments on the machines. While their victims, perform the black-uniformed guards stand and smile. My zapper tells me that this is an indication of pleasure. I watch these pairs of wises navigating around the room – the guards in font, the detainees meekly behind. I detect no discussion, no pleas for mercy; mere blind obedience.

I notice that some of the female wises who enter are wearing torture devices on their feet. These are archaic in the extreme and force the victim to balance on one square inch at the tip of their feet and a long spiked nail at the other end. The device forces the wearer to balance on an acute incline, making the formally flat foot into a triangle with the torture device. I zap one of the devices but come up with an error reading. It strikes me as odd that they are not required to wear the torture devices when they are on the machines. Now that is illogical, and we are warned about illogicalities so I begin to doubt my correctional facility idea. Perhaps if I devote attention to one pair I might find a clue. Time is running out and I fear failure.

Fifth note to diary – A mating ceremony?

In our training we were instructed to focus on individual interactions as these may reveal truths. There are few interactions in this space but I manage to observe a pair of wises.

They are a couple, standing and talking. I can see her face. When she came in she was wearing the torture devices. She is smiling. Her face is animated; the zapper records it as flirtatious and sexy. Her long dark hair is drawn up into a practical ponytail. I decide that she is a pretty girl. As she speaks she twirls the end of a plug-in radio earpiece around her fingers. The white wires with white ear plugs on the end whirl like old-fashioned motor blades. When it is completely wound around her hand, she reverses the direction and unwinds it, only to start again. She is using her right hand. Her left hand animates her conversation.

The black-clad guard who talks to her stands with his back to me. He leans against a machine and stands on one leg the other crossed in front with his foot turned toward me. His nonchalant poise seems to be in stark contrast to her animation. He is wearing foot gloves with individual protrusions for each toe. Toes, dear diary, are strange bumps on the feet and are of apparently little use to the wises.

The guard enjoys the exchange, although twice he tries to bring things to a close by raising his hand. Each time she responds, and their hands touch in the air. Then he changes his position and draws away, but something she says or does draws him back. The conversation revitalizes and he retraces his steps to take up his pose again. At last a final mid-air hand touch and they separate. She walks off toward one of the enigmatic machines and he off to the stairs to descend out of sight. I notice her wide hips and large bottom, and zap her to get her body-mass index. It is high. It is a bit unkind of me but I wonder if her time on the machine might eat up some calories and bring her index down.

Later, I watch her leave. I watch her walk past him in her torture devices. He is staring at her legs and instead of looking concerned about her discomfort, he looks happy. Actually my zapper records an increase in desire. A strange notion pops into my head. Could she be wearing those things voluntarily, specifically to arouse the opposite sex? If this is true, that she goes to this extreme, I can understand how they manage to multiply so fast. Ah-ha, perhaps I am on to something, something very odd!

Sixth note to diary – I cheat

Yes, I cheated, but not really, and I am sure that Father would have done likewise. I am going to keep this a secret from all except you, dear diary, and you shall always remain locked and hidden. It wasn’t a big cheat; I’d like to call it a white cheat. All I did was zap the writing on the wall. The dominant word is gym. The zapper tells me that this is a place where wises come to move and strengthen their bodies. This information is alien. Is that the heartbeat and muscles which I dismissed earlier? But, why do they choose to come into this dismal place when they have the Blue outside? Why don’t they strengthen their bodies in the light of that warming sun under that blue, blue sky or perhaps immersed in the mythical blue oceans which I won’t get to see.

My time is up and I am about to leave. This whole thing is a big disappointment. I am in half a mind to mention the heartbeat and muscles in my report. I might go overboard and mention the torturous sex stimulus footwear. I worry that these thoughts will be ridiculed and perhaps get back to Father, but I am feeling liberated and bold, for at least our society is beyond these primitive customs

The Attic Room – a short story

I’ve been away from blogging for a week while I was in the UK. During my visit I stayed in a house similar to the one in this story.

The row houses on the Peth, which is a steep road in Durham city, are mid Victorian with brick facades and bay windows. They perch along one side of the Peth’s steep length like a line of flocking birds. From their vantage point they look down across a belt of trees to an adjacent 1930s through road. We bought number thirty-two hoping to be able to renovate it into something modern and interesting. The hill sloped in both directions giving the house an entry level and basement open to the air to the back, a second floor and an under the eaves attic. I could see that it had potential. As a first step I measured the rooms and drew up plans.

This is when I found something amiss. I could not make the dimensions work, for there seemed to be a void adjacent to the attic bedroom. I rechecked my dimensions and redrew, but when I drew it up the same gap was the only way that the dimensions worked. The next step was to investigate the attic and in doing so we found a door behind some semi built-in bookcases. It was locked. We could have broken it down then and there but it was solid door with mortise dead lock so we decided to get a locksmith and open it calmly without destruction.

The Locksmith was very excited; yes he knew number thirty-two it used to belong to the Richards. They were an odd couple with an only son. And here the locksmith got very animated as he told us that the son had disappeared. He became gleefully convinced that we had a crime scene on our hands. He called the police. This meant that by the time that he arrived to open the door the Peth was milling with people. There was a team of four from the police department, a television crew, several reporters and a crowd of anonymous gawkers. Some-one had even set up a booth and was selling hot tea and biscuits. It felt like a fair ground.

The stairs up to the attic are narrow and steep and so we managed to restrict the crowd to the police, one camera man and ourselves together with the locksmith. He took his time finding the right key and fumbling with the mechanism apparently enjoying being the center of attention. Eventually the mechanism turned and the door creaked and opened. Everyone gasped and strained. We entered a small room about eight by ten feet. The walls were covered with Beetles posters and photographs of airplanes and clothes hung on a clothes rod in an alcove on one side. A mattress lay on the floor. There was no body, no human remains; the crowd sighed in disappointment and began to disperse. They hurried away down the stairs carrying the news of their disappointment.

I stayed to look further and this is when I noticed that there was a hole in the wall behind the clothes. The far side of the gap sported a makeshift trap door. It was unlocked and so I pushed it open. It did not open into Narnia or an alternate universe but into another alcove of clothes. I crawled through only to realize that I had just trespassed into the house next door. Beyond the clothes I found a normal attic room with piano and old luggage. It was the mirror image of the room which we had just found in our new home.

I went down stairs and past the remnants of the crowd to call on number thirty-one. Mrs. McNab was standing by her door enjoying the unexpected activity in an otherwise dull day. I told her what we had found and apologized for my intrusion into her home. Her eyes dampened.

“Ah” She said. “It was Annie’s room.”

“Oh, yes Annie?” I asked as I gazed at her sad face.

“Annie, our only daughter.” she sighed.

“Might I talk to her?” I asked.

Mrs. McNab took a tissue out of her pocket and dabbed her eyes and blew her nose. She took a deep breath and said, “She’s no longer here, gone, gone, gone.” Her voice trailed off.

“Gone as in disappeared?” I asked.

She nodded and so I went on to comment, “That’s odd, because the locksmith who opened up the mirror image of Annie’s room in our new home told me that the Richard’s son also disappeared.”

“That doesn’t surprise me,” Mrs. McNab said bitterly” those Richards were awful people.” She lowered her voice and whispered with venom, “Papists, Catholics not our type at all – quite unsuitable.”

“I wonder if they disappeared at the same time – might they have been together?” I asked.

Mrs. McNab started and turned as though to go inside but at that moment Mr. McNab appeared. He put his arm around her soothingly and turned to me. For a moment I thought that our exchange was over but he sighed and looked down at his wife murmuring to her, “It is time to talk about it. It might help us to accept.” Then her turned to face me and said, “The truth is that Annie got herself pregnant. “The Mrs.” here he squeezed his wife, “The Mrs. couldn’t understand how she managed for we were very protective, very strict. It is one of life’s mysteries how she managed for we made sure that she never went out alone.”

We all three stood pondering this information and then Mr. McNab added, “And, yes, come to think of it, they did disappear at the same time.”

Zen Coffee Table – a short story

Some time ago Jeff and Amanda asked me to assist them in creating a Zen interior for their new home. When I arrived at their porch Jeff answered the door; he seemed to fill the whole entry with his presence, his chest an expanse of burnt orange with a longhorn across his pectorals, his beard two days old. Behind him came Amanda a petite blonde with neatly bobbed hair and pink silk blouse. They both wore jeans, his, slightly grubby hanging from his waist, hers, designer, clinging tight to her slender legs. Jeff proffered a beer but I accepted Amanda’s offer of herbal tea. We sat and talked and, as I sensed conflicting vibes in the recently renovated house, I asked for half an hour alone in their living room. They acquiesced and left me to breathe deeply and feel the space. I sat with closed eyes to shut out their discordant colored walls, glaring area rugs, and eclectic clutter of ornaments and paintings. Soon I felt the silence and essence of the house and knew that it had Zen potential. I accepted their commission and quickly had them enthusiastic about my design concepts. We began the repainting, and they authorized the purchase of several new pieces of furniture. However, when it came to selecting a coffee table, I suggested that we visit a local Zen furniture outlet together.

When we entered the store Amanda, in another immaculate silk blouse, immediately walked up to an unstained blond birch table, the same color as her hair and blouse. It had an ethereal aluminum base and the aluminum protruded through the table’s top surface to form a planter in which some bonsai plants were growing. Her high heels clicked on the bamboo wood floor as she walked around it. She trailed her hand along the smooth edge and tapped her painted fingers on its surface.

“I like this one. It is perfect,” she said.

As she spoke Jeff brushed past her and strode up to a rectangular black eucalyptus table with two solid sides firmly anchoring it to earth, its solid permanence seemed strangely in tune with his burlesque figure. “What about this one?” he said.

Amanda remained close to the birch table, she barely looked up and said “No, I don’t think so; it is too heavy, much too masculine.”

Jeff flopped in a chair beside the black table; the chair seemed to vibrate and the leather creaked as he dropped his weight into their support. He leaned and put his car keys and mobile telephone on the table placing them so that they clanked on its surface. He flung back his arms revealing his sweat stained armpits in a pose of relaxation. “I like it. This is the right one. I can imagine some beer on it and sitting right here watching a football game.”

Amanda walked over, her heels clicked on the floor. She flicked her bangs out of her eyes, looked down on him. She tapped him on the shoulder, not a gentle tap almost a slap. “Absolutely not, it is all wrong. It is clunky and crude. I bet you’d soon have your feet up on it”

“Of course, furniture is to be used not looked at, where could I put them if there were a plant growing in the middle?” Jeff grinned, a sneaky almost boyish grin, and glanced at me for approval, and then, staring at Amanda, he put his booted feet up on the table.

“How could you embarrass me like this? Don’t you have any class? Get your disgusting feet and dirty boots off that table” She reached down and tried to push his feet; her silk shirt rustled against his jeans. “The plant is what makes my table so special. Don’t you remember how pretty mother’s house always is with her fresh flowers on the coffee table? It even smells good.”
“Your mother!” said Jeff as he straightened himself slightly in his chair.

“Well, her home is a lot nicer than your folk’s home which always reeks of fried chicken.” Amanda’s agitation seemed to be making her perspire accentuating the aroma of her perfume which wafted around her as they spoke.

“Yes, Mum cooks, which is more than I can say for some,” said Jeff

“Mother has a full time job as I do. We live in a modern world. I wish that I could see you lifting a hand to help.”

“What do you mean, I made breakfast this morning.”

“Oh yeah, and it came straight from Starbucks, very impressive.”

“Well, where were you? Weren’t you talking on the phone to one of those air-head friends of yours?”

“Actually it was a business call, something you wouldn’t’ appreciate. You never take any interest in my activities or understand the demands of my job.”

“I work just as hard as you. And, by the way, understanding is a joke; you don’t even try to understand me.”

“I do so, you’re not that complex.”

By now their raised voices were filling the store with their resonance. I tried to catch one of their attentions but they were only focused on each other.

Jeff went on, “If you even tried to understand me then you’d take the time to watch a little football with me. You might enjoy it.”

“I know what you really saying, you’re saying that you wish that I were a sports buff like Sandy, that overweight ex-girlfriend of yours.”

“No I wasn’t, but since you brought up her name, she is practical. She wouldn’t go for a dumb table which looks like it is about to take off except there’s a plant stuck in the middle of its stupid surface. And, by the way, she isn’t overweight she is just not a skeleton in heels.”

“If you feel that way then take your keys and get out of here.” Amanda picked up Jeff’s keys and threw them into his lap.

Jeff got up, and reached for his mobile phone which he put in his pocket. Then, he put out his hand and pushed Amanda aside. She staggered and fell into a chair as he stalked out. He didn’t even look back. I had to drive Amanda home.

A few days later Jeff called me to tell me that he and Amanda were separating and that they wished me to sell all the new furniture and most of their original things. They were selling the house and Jeff had already moved back in with Sandy. As soon as the house was sold Amanda was going to live with her mother for a while.

AWOL – a short story

At the end of last month Eric Alagan posted a 55 word challenge inspired by an image of a lioness and cub on his blog ‘Written Words Never Die’ http://ericalagan.net/ One of Eric’s 55 word pieces stimulated an active discussion about the roles of men and women in national leadership. This story, set in 1967, comments on the Vietnam War. I offer it as a general observation on fighting and war which you might find just as relevant today.

The sisters walked along a deserted shore in a place they thought to be close to paradise. They looked so alike that no-one would have guessed Evelyn to be two years older than the twenty-year old Renee. Their brown hair, lean sun tanned bodies, skimpy khaki shorts and white tops blended with hues of the beach while their colorful Greek tote bags echoed the brilliance of the ocean. In their carefree walk they swung the totes crammed with provisions for the day: towels, sun lotion, books, feta, bread, fruit and bottled water. Their toes felt the warmth and texture of the fine sand, and they gazed at clear blue waters enjoying being together in un-tampered nature.

They had come a long way to attain this treasured moment of August 1967. Over a month ago, carrying only knapsacks and a Blue Guide, they left their home under the chilly overcast grey skies of London to fly to the brilliant blue over sun-soaked Athens. Then, they nobly braved the Greek mainland heat, visiting such required sights as: Olympia, Mycenae, Delphi and the Acropolis itself. At last they escaped the torpid Greek mainland and boarded a ferry to savor the cool breezes of the Aegean Sea and magical Greek islands rising, welcoming, out of ocean mists: Santorini, Mykonos; and Delos. Finally they boarded a last ferry which dropped them off at Heracklion the capital of Crete. After they visited the Minoan palace at Knossos they followed the Blue Guide’s recommendation and boarded a rickety local bus for a two hour trek to this tiny port on the South coast. The Blue Guide spoke of pristine beaches where one could legally sunbathe nude and this is what they intended to do.

Both were acutely self conscious and so they decided to walk the beach towards its rocky horizon to find a discrete deserted spot for their enjoyment. An absence of Cretans and tourists pleased them, for the sight of a naked man would have been a new experience which they did not want and would probably have sent them into ignominious retreat. They both savored the sense of peace given by the lapping waves whose pulsating glisten had an ethereal intensity they had never seen before. Seabirds called overhead and ran along the shore line digging for worms, the girls skipped in their path. A light land breeze still blew from the craggy shore carrying the smell of olive groves and gardens to blend with the salt and sea as it lifted their hair in gentle caress. Although early, the warm sun teased their skin with a promise of tanning warmth to be experienced along with the cooling embrace of the waves.

Towards the end of the beach where a rocky outcrop jutted seaward in a halo of crashing waves they found a small cove, “This place should do,” said Evelyn. Renee nodded as she dropped her tote on the soft sand. They brought out their towels and sat to enjoy the place, and absorb its ambiance while they delayed the moment of undressing. Then they, hesitatingly, removed their tops, shorts and bikinis. Their young bodies bore white marks where their bikinis had previously given protection. At first glance they looked as though they wore white undergarments. They aspired to tan themselves into uniform gold, bodies good enough to compete with Europa and make love with Zeus to sire the Minoan dynasty. Or perhaps, as they did not think of seduction, bodies worthy of the Garden of Eden, for they only thought of the bliss of solitude, sun, sand and sea. Both felt mildly embarrassed and unaccustomed to their lack of clothing, and so they ran into the warm waters and dived into its azure immersing-coolness to hide their nakedness in the waves. The salt teased their lips while the water fondled their bodies. They did not speak for their ecstasy mounted too profound to rupture with human voices. When they were cool and tired of the water, they emerged from its concealing depths to hurry to their towels on the sandy shore. As they settled themselves down they looked around to further their joy at the beauty of their Eden.

“Are those ships out there? Your eyesight is better than mine. What do you see?” asked Renee as she gazed out across the bay.

Evelyn followed her look towards the horizon while she put on suntan oil. “Yes, I think so, but they are a long way off. They look like war ships,” she said “You know, as I squint at them I think that they are war ships.

Renee looked alarmed, “What an intrusion, who would have war ships in this location?”

“Do you think that they might be American? They have bases all over Europe and they have a war going on in Vietnam.”

Renee’s alarm was increasing, “No, this is awful. We came all this way for peace and solitude and there are war ships lurking off shore. War ships taking troops to fight in some remote tropical jungle. I hate it.”

Evelyn smiled weakly, “Well, we are here now and they are a long way off so let’s make believe that they are the islet of Volakas, the stone which the blinded Cyclops Polyphemus hurled against Ulysses. That’s less threatening than war ships and The Blue Guide says that it is visible off the south coast of Crete.”
Renee was still pouting, “It is all wrong. I had hoped for Dolphins like the ones painted on the walls of Knossos.” Her brown eyes wistfully scanned the waves for a glimpse of leaping bodies.

Evelyn was determined to reestablish utopia and said, “It is still idyllically beautiful on this beach, and they, and their fighting are so far away that we can still have our paradise. Let’s forget them.” Renee looked at her older sister and nodded. With this reassuring thought they both lay glistening on their towels dozing in the sun’s warmth. Later they stirred and bathed again and then they brought forth their provisions and ate.

As Renee bit into her tart green apple; she had a prickly sensation, the inexplicable physical sensation of being observed. Her skin tingled and told her, “You are being watched and not by shore birds or indigenous Caretta-Caretta sea turtles but by people, probably male.” She wondered if this was the feeling that Adam and Eve had experienced in the Garden of Eden when the Lord God walked in the cool of the garden discerning their nudity revealed by forbidden fruit. She sat and gazed around the cove. She saw nothing threatening apart from the distant war ships. The cove remained a spread of empty sand with waves lapping peacefully on the shore while the sea birds hunted for worms. The sun beat hot and reassuring. But, the uncanny sensation persisted and so she turned to her sister for reassurance. “Evelyn, it is weird, but I feel, I almost know, that we are being watched.”

“There is no-one,” said Evelyn shaking her brown curls, but then, she too began to get the prickly feeling of violation. Their senses heightened by fear and adrenaline they looked all around and listened intently. It was then that they heard a faint rustle behind them, and turned to see the peeping Toms, many peeping Toms. Clad in soldier’s fatigues, they stood in the dunes behind a barbed wire fence which the girls had hitherto not seen. They passed binoculars between them and seemed in high spirits. In their quick glance the girls saw someone waving and a voice shouted, “Want some fun?” These words destroyed their slice of eternity. Trembling, they pretended to ignore what they heard and saw, and dressed fast. They gathered their belongings and walked, almost ran, without enjoyment back to the small port. Now the soft sand burnt their feet, the broken shore shells cut their soles, the seabirds wailed overhead, the waves broke louder on the shore seeming to laugh at their retreat and they could hear a dog barking among the dunes.

Only two buses a week connect that remote port to Heracklion, which obliged the girls to cope with their emotions and stay the weekend. They spent the afternoon reading and recovering their self esteem in their tiny rented room. Its cavernous painted stone walls and exposed wood beams gave them a sense of protected enclosure. The smells of the port, fish, tar and salt mingled with the tropical blossoms wafted in through their window to soothe their spirits and reestablish their utopian idealism. A woman sang a Mikis Theodrakis melody in the courtyard, her voice crystal and mournful echoed off the white stone walls.

When evening came they felt renewed and bathed, donned light summer dresses to go outside. The cooler evening air, invigorated by a sea breeze felt good as the Tzitzikia insects moaned their tropical ‘tzit, tzit’ song in the trees. The girls inspected the port’s two restaurants which faced each other, one on each side of the street. They selected one, sat in the outside patio and ordered Ouzo and seafood mezedes. They mixed water with the anise flavored aperitif, and watched it cloud, white and milky. They sipped it slowly and nibbled the accompanying spicy mezedes. By the second round of Ouzo the final remnants of their nude sunbathing fiasco evaporated and they felt their normal selves. They ordered gyros and salad. They watched with amusement as the waiters scurried across the street between the two restaurants bringing some of their food from one side and some from the other. They finished their meal with small cups of sweet black “Greek” coffee and Baklava. They licked the sweet honey from their fingers, content again.

“This is the life,” said Evelyn. Renee nodded in assent.

“Yes, I think that this is as close to heaven as you can get on earth.”

While they ate the town came alive. Some young men hung a white sheet between two opposing houses forming a screen across the street and gradually the street’s occupants came out with chairs which they set in the road creating a makeshift cinema. The women wore colorful clothes and most carried knitting with them as they positioned themselves for their evening’s entertainment. The men carried Greek worry beads which they expertly flipped in their hands. The knitting needles and beads seemed to clip in gentle unison. A waiter told them, in broken English, that Saturday night is movie night. He also told them that, instead of their usual old movies, Nikos had been able to acquire an early release of the film The Dirty Dozen directed by Robert Aldrich. He told them that all were invited and so they decided to linger on and took their chairs out into the street to join the audience. The film had an English soundtrack with Greek sub titles. They watched the story unfold as the dirty dozen, with their lack of moral inhibitions, proved that a troop of society misfits probably better in jail: sociopaths, killers, rapists, fanatics and idiots, could outperform ‘normal’ soldiers with ‘normal’ inhibitions about killing their fellow men.

The street, now dark, except for the flickering screen seemed eerie and again the girls began to experience the sensation of being watched. Looking around they noticed that the audience was gradually increasing as silent men oozed into the makeshift cinema. They swarmed in like ants, coming over clay tile roofs, along the connecting white washed alleys and in through nooks and crannies between the white buildings. Even though the film depicted a threatening kind of soldier the girls felt a sense of protection in the security of the Cretan Greek audience and remained in their seats. They both privately wondered what would happen when the show ended. As the story climaxed in a final battle scene the audience heard a muffled, distinctly American, whisper “Military Police, MP’. The warning, repeated on all sides, ‘MP, ‘MP’. It sounded urgent and mournful. As quietly as the men had appeared they dissolved into the darkness, some running into the arms of the uniformed MPs but most evaporating as silently as they had emerged. They disappeared in less than ten minutes leaving the laden air electrified with their empty presence.

The film over, the girls climbed white washed exterior stairs to their room and went inside. They bolted their heavy hand-made wood door and even though it was hot closed their window for an additional sense of security. Half an hour later, when they felt more secure they opened the window and began to think about getting undressed for bed. It was then that they heard a noise, someone tapping on their door. They peeped through the keyhole taking turns to assess what they saw. A uniformed young man stood outside. He didn’t look like the dirty dozen soldiers; he looked like a terrified child in dress-ups.

“I’ve got to escape the MP. They are all around,” he urgently whispered through the door. His American twang seemed immature and unthreatening.

“No, I don’t think so,” said Renee.

Evelyn looked out through the keyhole. “Renee, he’s a boy. He looks so young, and there are two of us. He needs our help.”

The beseeching boy outside began to let tears roll down his cheeks. He looked not only youthful but pitiful and needy. “You are my only hope. I can’t let the MP catch me. There is one coming up the stairs,” he begged

Renee relented; he looked so young, so innocent. Her nurturing female instincts aroused and she quietly nodded agreeing with her bolder older sister. They unbolted and let him slip into their room. He barely looked at them or the room but sat on one of the two cots with his arms around his knees rocking himself. They both noticed his bitten nails and white effeminate hands. At first he said nothing. He sat, diminutive and vulnerable, shaking with fear. The girls proffered some Retsina in a plastic tooth mug, he accepted, still trembling.

“Shouldn’t drink,” he said as he winced at the resinous flavor of the wine.

“Why not?”

“Not yet twenty-one.”

“It is allowed in Crete,’ said Evelyn as she made herself comfortable on the cot facing him.

“No one will know, we won’t tell,” said Renee as she drew up her knees on the facing cot next to Evelyn.

“Who are you?” said Evelyn

“Paul, Paul Shaw,” he stammered his blue eyes still focused on the ground.

“What are you doing in Crete?” said Renee.

“Nam. We are on our way to Vietnam. We ship tomorrow,” he said. “There’s an American base here. It is the final stop before we join the fighting.”

The girls wanted to know more, his age, where did he come from, what did he think about the war, his understanding of the war’s objective? He answered their personal questions. He told them his age; nineteen, his home; California, but he couldn’t tell them much about the war or the objective of the American battle. The girls knew little about politics but they had read about California’s Governor Ronald Reagan who had spoken against the war stating that the US should get out of Vietnam when “too many qualified targets have been put off limits to bombing.” Paul had no response to this event and, although from California, appeared to be unfamiliar with Governor Reagan. The girls noticed that any talk about the fighting disturbed him, but they pressed on.
“So you are considered too young to drink alcohol?”

“Yes, not until I’m twenty-one.”

“And the voting age is also twenty-one isn’t it?”

His young head, with its cropped blond stubble nodded, “Yes, that’s right twenty-one.”

The girls looked at each other then Evelyn spoke: “So, at home in that democratic country of yours you are considered too immature to be able to drink alcohol or vote and yet you are considered old enough to be conscripted to a war which you don’t understand and can’t win, in a place you don’t know.”
Paul nodded. They had summed up his situation. Renee went on, “It isn’t your fault, but I think that America shouldn’t be putting you guys in places like Crete either. Your presence here destroys the peace which America seems so dedicated to maintaining elsewhere on earth.”

Paul nodded in assent, “I agree, I don’t want this war, I don’t want to be here and I don’t want to go to Nam. I’m not alone; none of the guys want to go.”
The talk about war took on new meaning when they heard a boom outside. They immediately thought of guns, surely not guns? Paul began to tremble again. Evelyn opened the door and went outside. She leaned over the white washed stair rail and examining the night sky. She quickly came back in.

“There’s an MP at the end of the hall, so that’s bad. The boom is only distant thunder, so that’s good. I saw the lightening, there is a storm brewing,” she said. They waited as the storm approached and soon the air began to freshen and cool as tropical rain beat outside their window. Evelyn peeped out again. “The MP is gone; it must have been too wet for him.” Paul seemed atrophied and unable to move. At midnight the sisters looked knowingly at each other and Renee said, “It is getting very late. You cannot stay the night. The storm has almost passed the rain is gentle now.”

“I think that it is time for you to leave. Do you have some protection against the rain?” added Evelyn.

Paul shook his head. “No, all I have is these clothes.” He still looked defeated and diminutive, the sort of soldier who would be destroyed by war. The type that has moral inhibitions against killing, or worse just has inhibitions and so would probably be killed. They wanted to protect him, nurture him, like a younger brother. Evelyn pulled out her folded plastic rain poncho, one-size-fits-all. “Here, put this on, you may keep it,” she said. Paul accepted without comment and together they helped him put it on. Then they went outside and scouted the whitewashed corridor and stairs to the street to make sure of an “all clear” before they sent him into the rain.

The Bird – a short story

Forgive me – this is my last bird story! Next week will be a completely different subject and feel. It is just that this one belongs to the series. I hope that you enjoy it. I invite input – should I omit the last two sentences?

I met her on the stairs. Or, more accurately, I found her on the stairs. I was descending the architectural school stairs on my way home to crash after my final forty-eight hour design session and presentation in the fifth year architecture studio. I hadn’t slept, washed or shaved in three days and, although hungry and tired I needed the exercise to work my muscles atrophied from spending so long in one place. The stairwell, with its bare white walls, cold concrete and dim grey light, seemed to sap my mind and so I vaulted the treads, counting the steps aimlessly, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, jump. As usual I jumped the last three, hitting the landing with a thud of my loafers and then swung around with my hand on the frigid galvanized handrail to start the next flight, one, two, three…. She looked diminutive perched on the bottom step at the intermediate landing between levels four and three. Her arms clasped tightly around her knees, and her black leather gloves with her long fingers silhouetted strangely against her coat.

“Are you OK?” I asked. She looked at me with languid brown eyes and nodded. I watched her intently as her head, with its tight fitting skull cap, bobbed back and forth, saying the exact opposite from her eyes. I thought that she might be a dejected first or second year architecture student and so I said, “You’re not OK are you? Did you have a bad design review critique?” She still stared, wordless, so I sat on the tread beside her and waited. As I sat I could feel the warmth being sucked out of me, through my jeans into the cold concrete of the tread. I mused that the steps were like the last five years of architecture school sucking more out of me than I thought that I had to give. I wondered if she felt equally trapped and lonely.

After a few moments she turned and said, “It’s a bird. There’s a bird caught in the stairwell. It’ll die here. I can’t get it out.” Her high-pitched voice almost sang to me, sweet, and anxious with a slight staccato. It made my heart flutter.

I made my voice as reassuring as I could and gently touched her soft brown coat with my warm hand, “I’ll help you. What have you tried?”

“It got in when I came in through the roof hatch after a rooftop weathering experiment. I can’t prop the hatch open and it won’t fly out past me.”

“We could open the bottom door.”

“I’ve tried but it is also hard to prop open, and the bird doesn’t seem to want to use it.”

At that moment the bright rays of the setting sun came glinting through a small window over the landing. The light made surreal orange patterns on the bare concrete of the treads and risers. I indicated the window with my hand, “What about this window?”

“Yes, yes, that’s what I thought. The bird has flown at it a couple of times. Each time it stunned itself. But the catch is too heavy. I can’t open it.”

“But I could,” I said.

Almost as though it heard us the bird flew through the center of the stairwell, its brown form silhouetted against the white walls, and I saw a flash of red on its underbelly. It must have seen the setting sun. It flew into the window with a thud which resonated in the stairwell and then it fell with a lighter rustle on the window sill. My companion flinched as though she had been hit, then she put her thin hand on my arm, “Don’t touch it. They don’t like the smell of humans. If we wait it will probably recover.”

We sat in silence and then I said “Since we are working together, I’m Martin.” I extended a hand.

“Robin,” she said as we shook. She withdrew her hand quickly and reassumed her perched huddled pose. While we waited I thought about the sunlit world beyond the dreary walls of the architecture building. I mused about the freedom that I hoped to find now that I was about to graduate and I wondered if I had met her so that I could spare her some of the pain. Soon the bird moved and as it did she seemed to relax. It flew into the darkness above us. I reached and unlatched the heavy brass window catch and pushed the sash open. Soothing, invigorating, spring air came in, carrying the refreshing smell of cherry blossom into the stairs. “I think that we should move away,” I said. “Let’s go to the next landing.”

She nodded and we walked to our new vantage point. This stained and dirty landing smelled of ammonia, so we didn’t sit but stood with our backs against the third-floor door, leaning on the “No Entry” sign. I noticed that she had long legs in tan tights ending in tall brown, no-heel, leather boots. She stuck them out in front of her. As we waited I thought about the trapped bird and how good the freedom beyond this building was and wondered if a woman, like Robin, might be able to help me to find it. Or perhaps, I thought, we could find it together. I tried to come up with the right thing to say to her but the bird pre-empted me when it dived into view and took another swoop at the window and out to freedom. Robin turned to me, her face, ecstatic as she spoke, “Thank you, Martin, thank you. You saved our lives.”

Then she reached and pecked me on the cheek. It warmed me with a wave of pleasure as I wondered if this could be a kiss. She turned and ran smoothly, effortlessly, towards the bottom. Her arms stretched joyfully out from her body and her coat flowed behind her like wings. As she turned at the first landing I caught a glimpse of her red sweater, then she passed out of sight. I went back and quickly closed the window and took to the flights of stairs, fast, faster, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, jump, until I reached the bottom.

The door closer had just brought the exit door to a close so I pushed on the panic release bar and re-opened it. I wanted to see her again. I wanted to be free. I wanted to ask her out to dinner. “Robin, Robin,” I shouted. My voice, sucked into the emptiness, echoed off the buildings opposite, and sent some birds on a nearby cherry tree branch into the air. One swooped towards me and came so close that I could see its red breast. It circled and flew away. I looked in all directions across the wind-swept square. Although less than a minute behind her, I saw no-one. Robin had disappeared.

The Seagull – a short story

It’s cliché, and I can’t help it. The moment that I saw her I knew that she was the mate for me. To win her was another matter for those were the days of my obscurity and this was my first courtship. I can’t explain how good I felt when I saw her; suffice it to say that my heart fluttered, my feathers quivered, and I let out an exuberant twitter of song.

To understand what I experienced you must shut your eyes and see her as I saw her. She was sitting in the middle on top of the central tower of the Forte Michelangelo in Civitavecchia, Italy, overlooking the sea. It was regal. Her silhouette was haloed by the rising sun and I could see every feather. She gazed out to sea, and I dove down next to her to make sure that what I saw was real. Imagine my delight when I determined that she came from the same nesting colony as I, and was another four year-old, the correct age for mating. In case you didn’t know courtship is very serious for we seagulls as we are strictly monogamous. For the lucky ones who have long lives this could be a forty-five year liaison.

It was early March, the correct season for mating which meant that, inevitably, I was not the only one to notice her. My competition was fierce and only served to confirm my conviction and to strengthen my resolve. We launched into all the usual mating displays. We swooped and dove before her. We sang our best trills to her loveliness. We threatened each other and promised fights to the death; and we told her about our choice of nesting place.

Initially she was unimpressed but little by little she began to show interest and eventually, she announced that she had narrowed the field down to two. Oh, joy, I was one of the two. The catch was that she set us three labors and told us that she would make her choice based on our accomplishments. She declared that this was a fairer method of selection than our proposed air battle. Oh how rational she was! I loved her even more intensely.

The first test was for us to display our mettle as providers – to bring her food. I flew out to sea and found a working fishing boat. Soon, I was rewarded with a beautiful baby squid which they threw overboard. But when I got back to my love I found him beside her; he was preening himself with pride. He had stolen, yes stolen, an at least day-old dead fish from the port’s fish market. Even though our beloved asserted that fresh squid was her favorite food; she declared him winner. I lost this round even as her fairness intensified my adoration.

The second test was to bring her a select piece of nesting material – something which would remind her of Civitavecchia and of her favorite Saint Francis. Again we flew off. I flew directly to the Cathedral of San Francisco d’ Assisi with its soaring two-order façade. There I sat on the roof and waited for inspiration. At last I had an idea. I flew down to the entry. On either side of the entry at the top of the regal steps up to the main doors were two large potted plants. They were aromatic rosemary. I took a small sprig and flew triumphant back to my love. Again I was thwarted for he had managed to tear a piece off a Franciscan robe which was out on a clothesline drying. He gave me a mean look and asked whether we really needed to go on with this farce. His squawk upset her; and she peeped that we most certainly did because that was what we had agreed. Her comment fueled my amour, for who could not admire her determination and honesty?. She gave a hopeful caveat that the outcome of the third test could trump the outcomes of the two previous tests on which we had both ‘delivered’ as she put it.

Before our third test we moved fifty miles inland, from Civitavecchia, Rome’s Tyrrhenian Sea port, to Rome itself. We did this to avoid some inclement weather. It was also raining in Rome but we felt better protected inland. She announced the third test which was to give her a taste of celebrity fame. We both stared in disbelief as seagulls generally do not want renown. It isn’t associated with good chick rearing, but neither of us wished to compromise our chances, and so we flew off. I hovered close as I was unable to think of a way to gain recognition but he soon came back bearing a cardinal’s ring. He had brazenly stolen it from a Vatican window. I was horrified. I told her that she would be making a big mistake to mate with this thief for all his responses to her tests indicated that he was one. I told her that thieves eventually get caught and that she would be left alone, probably right in the middle of the nesting season. She harkened to my arguments but, faithful bird that she is, she maintained that she would keep to her word. How I loved her for her stoicism. She conceded that I had until midnight to prove myself.

But how could I prove myself? I flew off and settled on one of the Sistine Chapel vents. It was warm and comforting and gave me a view of the crowds of people below – what, I wondered, were they up to? As I stood there, balancing on one foot, I tried to pray to St. Francis, her patron, but of little avail. I asked for an omen, something to assist me in my quest. All of sudden I got what I asked for as white smoke began to pour out of the vent at my foot, at the same time the crowds of people below erupted into jubilant applause. I flew down to my lost love. She was sitting on the head of one of the statues on top of the Bernini colonnade around the Square. But she was not lost she was squawking with joy. She was using her long eyesight to watch a news broadcast through one of the windows opposite. She explained that the white smoke was a signal that the Cardinals had elected a new Pope, and that while I was sitting on the stack I was viewed by millions all over the world. I had achieved fame beyond our wildest dreams and was, at that very moment, being tweeted worldwide.